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Popping Pussies Into Pies

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I’m trying to make a point to a friend. Reblog this if you’d be okay with your child coming up to you and saying “I think I was born as the wrong gender.”









bitches better reblog

Of course.

Yeah, I wish my mom would have that kind of understanding towards me …

Why doesn’t this have more notes?

Who the hell didn’t reblog this

Douchecanoes, that’s who.

…douchecanoes. Brilliant.

(via spork-fairy)

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TIL that seat cushions at the Walt Disney Concert Hall in LA are designed to have the same absorption properties as the average person so that the hall has the same acoustics when empty or full— an advantage for musicians, who usually rehearse in an empty hall


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Having Your Cake and Eating It Too

Occasionally, I ponder what certain people (that I no longer associate with) think about me and the choices I make. I never image that they are thinking good things, and it pisses me off. I know it’s ridiculous, and it shouldn’t matter what these people think, but I wonder about it either because they were once significant and I haven’t stopped running into them, or because they will always be significant for some reason. In many ways I’m much better off without these people, but it sucks that I can’t satisfy my curiosity. I’d love to have my cake and eat it too.

Just a note, none of the people I’m referring to are ex boyfriends.

Filed under curiosity life people emotions past anger judgement opinions

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i love this smoooothie:
8 Bananas
4 Peaches
4 Tablespoons Coconut Sugar
1 cup water
1/2 cup Almond milk
a little ice

= 1200 calories